Question: I’m a great girl. I’m smart, I’m sexy, I’m sensual, etc. If I’m such a catch, why am I dating jerks, assholes, players and losers. How can I find a real man who will treat me right?
Answer: Give me your phone number. Kidding. Sort of. Not at all, actually. Seriously though after you give me the digits, I’ll answer. Wating, waiting…..okay fine! Be that way. Here goes:
The kind of guy you’re looking for may seem hard to find. He’s not. He’s EVERYWHERE. How do I find him, you ask?
1. Go to a comic book/sci fi convention. You’ll be one of like three(or less) women in the entire convention, and you’ll be surrounded by thousands of great guys to choose from, if you can put up with the fact that they live with their parents and/or collect toys.
2. Understand that these guys might be a work in progress. They won’t be used to dating in many cases, or long term dating, you know? Some of these guys are programmers and comic book nerds for a reason, you know? Be patient. It’ll be worth it.
3. These guys are NOT going to talk to you. YOU have to make the first move. If you’re the kind of girl that’s super hot, you get a lot of male attention, most of which is the kind you don’t want, but the nice guy you want doesn’t know that. He’ll see all those other guys and say “Why bother? I don’t have a chance?” or he’ll just see you and then forget his name. Not good. You will have to go to him, and maybe even do most of the flirting, and be prepared to say “so are you going to take me out to dinner or what?” or ask them out on a date, and make sure they know you don’t want them to fix your computer.
4. Give me your number. Seriously. Why are you being such a tease? Nobody likes a tease, not even a nice guy, those douchebags losers. Wait. Did I say that out loud?
